Rare Chaplin film goes up for sale

(BBC)

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Rare Chaplin film goes up for sale = Frames of prior silence. Laugh pal!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Britain 'will become nation of renters within a generation', study claims

(The Daily Telegraph)

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Britain 'will become nation of renters within a generation', study claims = Certainly NOT for GB's Bonnie William and Sweet Catherine! "It isn't our aim!"

(by Maurice Goddard)

'Killer cucumbers' row between Spain and Germany

(The Daily Telegraph)

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'Killer cucumbers' row between Spain and Germany = New creepy E-coli bug brawl; Damn sure stinker, man!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Bachmann: GOP race can handle me and Palin

(The Seattle Times)

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Bachmann: GOP race can handle me and Palin = Obama: Can? Can mad planning and cheer help?

(by Maurice Goddard)

They'd take a one-way ticket to Mars

(Washington Post)

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They'd take a one-way ticket to Mars = Ay! It's one wacky trek to death, mate!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Cheryl Cole sacked From The X Factor USA

(MTV)

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Cheryl Cole is sacked from the US 'X Factor' = Sexual chemistry checks rated 'off-color'

(by Tony Crafter)

Sixteen years on the run. In the end Mladic came quietly

(The Independent)

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General Ratko Mladic = A term in a dark cell? Go!

(by Adie Pena)

The beginning of The End

(Winnipeg Free Press)

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Evangelist Harold Egbert Camping = Gives me the "global ending" rat-crap!

(by Adie Pena)

Sex scandal ends bright career of IMF boss, French top runner

(The East African)

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Dominique Strauss-Kahn = Hits on maid. Q: Sunk? A: Sure!

(by Adie Pena)

Sofitel's Sweepstakes Gives Away a Month-Long Trip Around the World

(About.com)

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Sofitel's "Around the World Eighty Magnifique Nights" Sweepstakes = Gee! She's getting this wild, wet foreplay of Dominique Strauss-Kahn!

(by Adie Pena)

Rapture deadline passes, world still here

(Sydney Morning Herald)

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Rapture deadline passes, world still here = All is well, no rehearsed purists departed.

(by Dharam Khalsa)

Rapture Parties Planned for May 21st

(Yahoo! News)

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Obey God May Twenty First = Goodbye My Twittery Fans

(by Brad Blue)

IMF chief heads to court to answer sexual assault charges

(CNN)

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Dominique Strauss-Kahn = Kiss? Oh, man's quaint, rude!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Dominique Strauss-Kahn deserve disgrace

(Daily Mail)

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Arnold Schwarzenegger and Dominique Strauss-Kahn = Squeezing maids? A grand or known scandal hurts here!

(by Adie Pena)

Arnold Schwarzenegger: A history of accusations and denials

(Washington Post)

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Arnold Schwarzenegger: A history of accusations and denials = Goon harasses; chronic adultery; scandal dazes ignorant wife.

(by Daniel W. Morales)

Miss. town could be wiped off map by flood

(CBS News)

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Miss. town could be wiped off map by flood = Tunica swooped by flow, miffed mob plods

(by Aronas Pinchas)

NASA counting down again for next-to-last launch

(Yahoo! News)

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NASA counting down again for next-to-last shuttle launch = A soul on land announcing: "Three, two...CUT! Fix that last snag!"

(by Dharam Khalsa)

Synagogue Attack by 'Islamic Extremists' Stopped

(Bloomberg)

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New York Synagogue Attack Is Thwarted = OK, great security! We want say - Thank God!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Now thang is a good Scrabble word, innit

(Daily Mail)

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Now thang is a good Scrabble word, innit = New word 'anoogarg' isn't bad in this bloc?

(by Maurice Goddard)

Arnold Schwarzenegger and wife Maria Shriver separate

(BBC)

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Arnold Schwarzenegger and wife Maria Shriver separate = Haze, as wedding vows err, nearer marriage's final chapter.

(by Maurice Goddard)

Dieters find 'healthy' food labels can be tricky

(Los Angeles Times)

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Dieters find 'healthy' food labels can be tricky = Old 'n' fishy con, eh? Dirty breakfast-label deceit!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Newt Gingrich to launch presidential bid Wednesday

(USA Today)

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Newt Gingrich to launch presidential bid Wednesday = Grey old ascending Republican dad, wins with teeth in?

(by Maurice Goddard)

U.S. wants to interrogate Osama bin Laden's wives

(Los Angeles Times)

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U.S. wants to interrogate Osama bin Laden's wives = Neat or not, a vain Satan's widows tremble I guess.

(by Maurice Goddard)

Bin Laden's death a tough subject for the pulpit

(AP)

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Bin Laden's death a tough subject for the pulpit = Jubilant tune, but preach the Gospel? Faith's odd!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Oprah May Save the Biggest Star in the World for Her Final Guest

(PopEater)

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Oprah May Save the Biggest Star in the World for Her Final Guest = Oh! Sh!! Last apt, grand stage "au revoir", might be to Winfrey herself?

(by Maurice Goddard)

Italy's Sophia Loren to be honoured in America

(BBC)

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Italy's Sophia Loren to be honoured in America = Hey! Hail a superior old cinema star! Bonnie too!

(by Maurice Goddard)

America, I apologize to you for Donald Trump

(CNN)

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America, I apologize to you for Donald Trump = A prime, mad, goofy, cool, out-and-out prize liar.

(by Maurice Goddard)

Paul McCartney and Nancy Shevell engaged

(hello!)

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Paul McCartney and Nancy Shevell engaged = Engrave: "Penny Lane" man catches cuddly gal!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Thousands demonstrate in Syria against regime

(AP)

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Thousands demonstrate in Syria against regime = The tired rioters saying: Inane Assad, man must go

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Prince William And Kate Middleton To Visit The US ~ It's been confirmed...

(EntertainmentWise)

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Prince William And Kate Middleton To Visit The US ~ It's been confirmed... = Fond and eminent lip-united lovebirds, smile with tickets to America!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Obama Says He Won't Release Photos of Bin Laden's Corpse

(The New York Times)

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Obama Says He Won't Release Photos of Bin Laden's Corpse = The ocean floor worms eat his base body, no snaps please!

(by Maurice Goddard)

In Bin Laden’s Compound, Seals’ All-Star Team

(The New York Times)

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Osama bin Laden's death = The Seals do a bad man in

(by Adie Pena)

New Book Released: The Lies Of Sarah Palin

(Amazon)


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The Lies Of Sarah Palin ~ The Untold Story Behind Her Relentless Quest for Power by Geoffrey Dunn = Proof betrays! With her belly full of frequent nonsense, she's inside out, the Grand Old Party here!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Man shaves beard after waiting 10 years for OBL's capture or death

(CBS News)

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Man shaves beard after waiting ten years for OBL's capture or death = Aha! A brave hairy effort be sent as a Guinness World Record attempt?

(by Maurice Goddard)

Sarah Palin's pragmatic moment

(Politico)

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Sarah Palin's pragmatic moment = Groan! A pest in crap, this mammal.

(by Maurice Goddard)

How U.S. forces killed Osama bin Laden

(CNN)

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U.S. forces killed Osama bin Laden = Skillful Americans; one s.o.b. dead

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Kate Middleton begins royal life.. as a housewife

(The Daily Mirror)

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Kate Middleton begins royal life.. as a housewife = Oh! Looking after William's needs defies a beauty!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Obama's address to the nation: Bin Laden is dead

(Sydney Morning Herald)

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Obama's address to the nation: Bin Laden is dead = Tribal Satan entombed in sin, he's 'dead as a dodo'.

(by Maurice Goddard)

Prince Charles loses his voice during Stratford RSC visit

(Coventry Telegraph)

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Prince Charles loses his voice during Stratford RSC visit = It's V-sign relief! Since drip's overclass court chat's horrid!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Elation over bin Laden's death gives way to reflection

(USA Today)

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Elation over bin Laden's death gives way to reflection = Navy force is delegate to throw evil Bin Laden into sea.

(by Daniel W. Morales)

Death of bin Laden brings healing to old wounds

(CNN)

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Death of bin Laden = End of a blind hate

(by Aronas Pinchas)

The Royal Couple: Prince William and Kate Middleton

(Seattle Post-Intelligencer)

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The Royal Couple: Prince William and Kate Middleton = "We'll take a real implicit honeymoon trip, and cuddle!!"

(by Maurice Goddard)