The Royal Couple: Prince William and Kate Middleton

(Seattle Post-Intelligencer)


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The Royal Couple: Prince William and Kate Middleton = "O! Committed couple in pride, we'll really thank Diana!"

(by Maurice Goddard)

Sarah Burton, the royal wedding dress designer who will avoid the limelight

(The Guardian)

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Sarah Burton, the royal wedding dress designer = Gown's author dressed a bride in her grand style

(by Aronas Pinchas)

The Royal Couple: Prince William and Kate Middleton

(Seattle Post-Intelligencer)

Photo: it's a foot!

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The Royal Couple: Prince William and Kate Middleton = Kate Middleton manually enriched political power

(by Daniel W. Morales)

What's so special about Sony's massive data breach?

(Reuters)

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What's so special about Sony's massive data breach? = Ah, some said - 'Private accounts steal was so shabby!'

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Monster twister leaves ruin in Alabama college town

(Reuters)

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Monster twister leaves ruin in Alabama college town = We in Tuscaloosa will ever lament a torment's bearing

(by Maurice Goddard)

Last preparations for royal wedding

(AP)

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Last preparations for royal wedding = London yards swept for a Regalia trip!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Hawaii government hands over Obama's birth records

(Arizona Daily Star)

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Hawaii government hands over Obama's birth records = Shhh! Gravest deriders vow Obama not born in America.

(by Daniel W. Morales)

Trump 'deadly serious' about running, N.H. conservative says

(CNN)

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Donald Trump as the President?! = People'd trust this darned man?!

(by Adie Pena)

Publisher of upcoming 'birther' book makes no apologies

(WITN)

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Publisher of upcoming 'birther' book makes no apologies = Pres. looks OK? Born in USA? Improbable! Hope I got mug-chief!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Obama, hoping to end 'sideshow,' offers birth form

(Yahoo! News)


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A detailed long-form birth certificate = Obama feat did correct the trifling lie!

(by Adie Pena)

Jennifer Horn: Republicans would be crazy to hire Donald Trump

(Union Leader)

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Jennifer Horn: Republicans would be crazy to hire Donald Trump = Plum job on hand? Hue and cry! To run for president will be crazier!!

(by Maurice Goddard)

The Royal Couple: Prince William and Kate Middleton

(Seattle Post-Intelligencer)

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The Royal Couple: Prince William and Kate Middleton = Proud William mated top lady: "I'll take her innocence!!"

(by Maurice Goddard)

Chernobyl nuclear disaster: Ukraine marks anniversary

(BBC)

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Chernobyl nuclear disaster: Ukraine marks anniversary = A scary absurd environment killer! Cranky Russian era, eh?

(by Maurice Goddard)

The Royal Couple: Prince William and Kate Middleton

(Seattle Post-Intelligencer)

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The Royal Couple: Prince William and Kate Middleton = Two, tumidly married, like place in the London palace

(by Aronas Pinchas)

A Royal Wedding, a Tarnished Crown

(The New York Times)

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A Royal Wedding, a Tarnished Crown = Ay! Regina's a darned worn old witch!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Pope: Humanity Isn't Random Product of Evolution

(National Public Radio)

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Pope: Humanity Isn't Random Product Of Evolution = "Nice devout truth? I'm a poor, fat old pompous ninny!"

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Pope: Humanity Isn't Random Product Of Evolution = Hi! Up into air, nutty mule don't approve of condoms!

(by Maurice Goddard)

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Pope: Humanity Isn't Random Product Of Evolution = Omnipotent Lord made us up (in top havoc) for unity

(by Aronas Pinchas)

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Not victoriously, popedom found truth in apeman = Crap odds of human evolution point to empty ruin!
= Popedom: fit human to slavery upon introduction.
= Not victoriously, popedom found truth in apeman.
= Vatican Pope studied uniform monopoly on truth.
= Odds of human evolution prompt up tiny reaction.
= Pope admits corrupt humanity fond on evolution.
= Sin of Adam 'n Eve compound purity to loop in truth.

(by Daniel W. Morales)

Pope Benedict appears in TV question-and-answer show

(BBC)

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Pope Benedict appears in TV question-and-answer show = Vatican's queer twerp! Dope's new phone-in soap isn't bad?

(by Maurice Goddard)

Lambert Airport in St. Louis closed, crews clean up after tornado leaves damage and injuries

(Chicago Tribune)

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Lambert Airport in St. Louis closed = Sure, tornado is still problematic

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Report: Apple, Google collecting location data on users

(USA Today)

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Report: Apple, Google collecting location data on users = Goons create actual illegal control grid to snoop, peep.

(by Daniel W. Morales)

Hold it Against Me in Afghanistan

(The Washington Note)

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'Hold It Against Me' = Let a hot maid sing!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Kate Middleton's likeness on jelly bean could be windfall for English couple in online auction

(New York Daily News)


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Kate Middleton's likeness on jelly bean could be windfall for English couple in online auction = Hi! Collectable and genuine find, it could sell? No nonsense and no joke, William 'll buy it for keeps!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Nevada Sen. John Ensign announces resignation

(Yahoo! News)

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Senator Ensign = Resigns. Neat, no?

(by Adie Pena)

Paul Allen : "Working With Bill Gates Was Like Being In Hell"

(The International Business Times)

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Paul Allen : "Working With Bill Gates Was Like Being In Hell." = Well, billion-wealth king was unpleasing like a blighter!

(by Maurice Goddard)

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Paul Allen : "Working With Bill Gates Was Like Being In Hell = Intelligible Paul: "Bill Gates is a high, well-known wanker!"

(by Daniel W. Morales)

Hard-hit areas of South in 'recovery mode' after deadly tornadoes

(CNN)

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Deadly tornadoes = O, destroyed a land!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Humpback whale song spreads to other whales

(BBC News)

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Humpback whale song spreads to other whales = Shh! Slow and sweet largo, the 'Humpback's Opera'.

(by Maurice Goddard)

Nicolas Cage arrested for domestic violence

(The Times of India)

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Nicolas Cage arrested for domestic violence = Egotism of a cad deserves correction in a cell

(by Maurice Goddard)

Obama unplugged, tells Republicans: 'You think we're stupid?

(USA Today)

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Obama unplugged, tells Republicans: 'You think we're stupid?' = "Tuned up, we got guts!! Ne'er so publicly dumb like Sarah Palin!"

(by Maurice Goddard)

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Obama unplugged, tells Republicans: 'You think we're stupid? = His unusual remark...Little bulging doubt popped - 'Yes we can?'

(by Aronas Pinchas)

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Obama unplugged, tells Republicans: 'You think we're stupid?' = Eureka! Wiggly bullies submit up Planned Parenthood cuts.

(by Daniel W. Morales)

Colonel Gaddafi's daughter vows her father will not step down

(The Daily Telegraph)

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Colonel Gaddafi's daughter vows her father will not step down = Aisha told: 'Stop! Watch, Godsend Wonderful Father will never go!'

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Expensive wine and cheap plonk taste the same to most people

(The Guardian)

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Expensive wine and cheap plonk taste the same to most people = Save the Pope! Impotent dope excels on wines as the ample tank?

(by Maurice Goddard)

Mubarak sons put in notorious prison that once held their enemies

(Sydney Morning Herald)

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Mubarak sons put in notorious prison that once held their enemies = Ho! Ho! Retribution! Cairo's mass population resent these unkind men.

(by Maurice Goddard)

The Scary Reality of a Real-Life Barbie Doll

(Huffington Post)

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The Scary Reality of a Real-Life Barbie Doll = A fact: Her booby ideal really terrifies all!

(by Maurice Goddard)

There Is No Male-Female Wage Gap

(The Wall Street Journal)

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There Is No Male-Female Wage Gap = Eerie gap - women get as 'half-male'

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Congress, in a First, Removes an Animal From the Endangered Species List

(The New York Times)

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Congress, in a First, Removes an Animal From the Endangered Species List = A mass replenishes. Fierce carnivore dogs ain't man's most gentle friend!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Who, what, why: How dangerous is the Grand National?

(BBC)

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Who, what, why: How dangerous is the Grand National? = Nowhere's so highly tough to win, and what an award!!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Royal wedding: America's love affair with the monarchy

(BBC)

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Royal wedding: America's love affair with the monarchy = As for why: Magic of William, and a very red-hot Catherine!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Debt ceiling brawl threatens economy, consumers

(MSNBC)

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Debt ceiling brawl threatens economy, consumers = Commoners cry, abandon liberties, elect new thugs.


Debt ceiling brawl threatens economy, consumers = Oh My! Cabal congress encounters newer debt limit.

(by Daniel W. Morales)

Veiled women held as France enforces ban

(Financial Times)

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Veiled women held as France enforces ban = Concealed slaves of men, we fine her brand!

(by Maurice Goddard)

First arrests made hours after French Burka ban comes into force

(The Daily Telegraph)

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First arrests made hours after French Burka ban comes into force = Arab dames can't conform attire? Sun struck her? I offer fresh robes!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

One dead in nuclear sub shooting

(Yahoo! News)

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Southampton: One dead in nuclear sub shooting. = Gun incident on board HMS Astute. A soul, no hope!

(by Chris Sturdy)

UK Royal Bride's Virginity No Longer an Issue

(ABC News)

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UK royal bride's virginity no longer an issue = Kate is royal virgin, no boners, nil guys. I rude?

(by Aronas Pinchas)

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UK royal bride's virginity no longer an issue = Oi! Oi! 'Never-bonked' rarity is snugly singular?

(by Maurice Goddard)

British designers launch Princess Catherine Doll

(ResponseSource)

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The Princess Catherine Doll = Enter, plasticised HRH clone!

(by Tony Crafter)

The Digital Generation Rediscovers the Magic of Manual Typewriters

(The New York Times)

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Antiquated typewriters = I'd use it. Neat QWERTY part!

(by Adie Pena)

When a headache really is a brain tumor

(CNN)

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When a headache really is a brain tumor = A man wails: "You can be hit real hard here!"

(by Maurice Goddard)

How Slavery Really Ended in America

(The New York Times)

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How slavery really ended in America = Lincoln's early drive made a way here

(by Maurice Goddard)

Press Release: McDonald's puts out "Help Wanted" sign

(American Banking & Market News)

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Press Release: McDonald's puts out "Help Wanted" sign = Need's must! News is, hard up people get scant dollars.

(by Maurice Goddard)

National Gallery removes Gauguin's "Two Tahitian Women" after attack

(Washington Post)

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Paul Gauguin's "Two Tahitian Women" = Um, a lounge was without a painting.

(by Adie Pena)

The Coolest Ferrari Ever - Drive Carefully

(The Wall Street Journal)

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The Coolest Ferrari Ever - Drive Carefully = Terrific ace lady! Love her lustre forever!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Will Obama Push To Raise The Debt Ceiling

(Daily News Pulse)

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President Barack Hussein Obama = Share a buck as I'm a person in debt!

(by Adie Pena)

Media frenzy rages as Berlusconi sex crime circus heads to court

(Sydney Morning Herald)

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Prime Minister Berlusconi = Politics in ruins, remember?

(by Adie Pena)

Apocalypse Now? A Christian Understanding of the End Times

(Huffington Post)

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Apocalypse now? A Christian understanding of the end times = End design is an 'if'? Pity humans can't escape to another world!

(by Maurice Goddard)