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Monday, February 28, 2011

Could A Small Nuclear War Reverse Global Warming?

(Huffington Post)
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Photo: Michael Heilemann

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Could a small nuclear war reverse global warming? = Red glow...mangle a rival...obscure warm sun--all clear?
(by Dharam Khalsa)

Cats Adore, Manipulate Women

(Discovery)
Kissing
Photo: Alex Dram


Cats adore, manipulate women = Neat miaow captured no males
(by Aronas Pinchas)

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Cats Adore, Manipulate Women = Mature ladies can paw men too!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Something fishy about pedicures?

(IrishHealth)
You Know They Leaned
Photo: darthdowney

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Something fishy about pedicures? = Fish biting up our cheesy toes? Mad!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Wayne Rooney escapes FA action over elbow

(The Independent)
Wayne Rooney - 10
Photo: americanistadechiapas

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Wayne Rooney escapes FA action over elbow = We've a loony! A soccer oaf, beset in weaponry.
(by Maurice Goddard)

Oman protests intensify as Sultan struggles to appease demonstrators

(Christian Science Monitor)
Sultan Qaboos
Photo: Defense Dept. photo by U.S. Air Force Tech. Sgt. Jerry Morrison

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Sultan Qaboos = (qua) Last s.o.b., no?
(by Aronas Pinchas)

Gaddafi speech was 'code to begin genocide against Libyans'

(The Daily Telegraph)
Gaddafi Party
Photo: Hans and Carolyn

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Colonel Muammar Gaddafi = Am mad genocidal formula

King's Speech wins best-picture, 3 other Oscars

(Yahoo! News)
Colin Firth
Photo: WEBN-TV

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Best actor Colin Firth = Lift the Os-c-c-ar, Briton!
(by Aronas Pinchas)

Oxford English Dictionary becomes increasingly digital with new entries

(Unthinkable)
The Oxford English Dictionary (Cake!)
Photo: Pete Prodoehl

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Oxford English Dictionary becomes increasingly digital with new entries = On coining eligible, dirt scary new lexicon words, 'Gadhafiism' isn't there yet?
(by Maurice Goddard)

Libya unrest: Benghazi gripped by anti-Gaddafi fervour

(BBC)
Muammar Gaddafi
Photo: DonkeyHotey

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Anti-Gaddafi fervour = Get rid of a vain fraud
(by Aronas Pinchas)

Koch Brothers "Prank" No Laughing Matter

(Truthout)
Delana Martin
Photo: losinghand

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Koch Brothers "Prank" No Laughing Matter = Hacker brought on remarks on tight plan
(by Dharam Khalsa)

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Throngs view space shuttle Discovery's last launch

(Yahoo! News)
Space Shuttle Discovery Final Mission - Pix 2
Photo: k-ideas

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Throngs view space shuttle Discovery's last launch = Shy US spectators still have nerves watching cloud!
(by Dharam Khalsa)

Nick Clegg 'forgot' he was in charge while David Cameron was away

(Metro)
Nick Clegg - World Economic Forum Annual Meeting 2011
Photo: World Economic Forum

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Nick Clegg 'forgot' he was in charge while David Cameron was away = Deceiving arch-scalawag had work: A gay hot life screwing women!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Space Shuttle Discovery fueled for final flight

(Yahoo! News)
Discovery at the Pad (by NASA/KSC)
Photo: Stijn Vogels

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Space Shuttle Discovery fueled for final flight = I hope the last very full daring lift-off succeeds!
(by Dharam Khalsa)

Fake smiling makes you miserable

(The Daily Telegraph)
103/365 - August 15, 2008 - Smile!
Photo: meddygarnet

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Fake smiling makes you miserable = Be real ! Making mask you miss life, e?
(by Aronas Pinchas)

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Fake smiling makes you miserable = Oi! A meek grin may mask life's blues?
(by Maurice Goddard)

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Barack Obama tells Gaddafi: Libya violence must stop

(The Guardian)
gaddafi / Hopeless
Photo: giladlotan

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Barack Obama tells Gaddafi: Libya violence must stop = Belay! USA advise to standback from political gamble
(by Aronas Pinchas)

Organic food less tasty than normal, watchdog says

(The Daily Telegraph)
Fruits and Vegetables – Frutas y Hortalizas, Madrid, HDR
Photo: marcp_dmoz

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Organic food less tasty than normal, watchdog says = Costly as farm-grown health goods stand. Ay! It's a con?
(by Maurice Goddard)

Gadhafi: Libya's flamboyant, mercurial ruler

(CNN)
Gaddafi Murder!
Photo: mshamma

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Gadhafi: Libya's flamboyant, mercurial ruler = Fully barbaric, half-sane, mad military rogue!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Iran Warships Enter Suez Canal on Syria Trip, Egypt State-Run Agency Says

(Bloomberg)
Suez Canal, Suez (2007-06-337)
Photo: Argenberg

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Iran warships enter Suez Canal on Syria trip = Zionists in rare panic: They spur war arsenal!
(by Aronas Pinchas)

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Kayakers snap photo of England's version of the "Loch Ness Monster"

(Yahoo! News)
Nessie
Photo: rkramer62
(Yahoo! News)
Photo: CREDITS

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England's version of the "Loch Ness Monster" = Novel freshness to Scotland's one grim hen
(by Maurice Goddard)

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A Nessie-like serpent = Reptile (snake?) is seen!
(by Aronas Pinchas)

Obama toasts Jobs, Zuckerberg, other tech titans

(MSNBC)
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Photo: The White House

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Obama toasts Jobs, Zuckerberg, other tech titans = Mega-rich brass jokers attest not chat, but booze!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Picture of Heinrich Himmler moments after suicide on sale

(The Daily Telegraph)
Imperial War Museum, London - Death Mask of Heinrich Himmler
Death Mask of Heinrich Himmler
Imperial War Museum, London
Photo: DanieVDM

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Picture of Heinrich Himmler moments after suicide on sale = Prime chief Holocaust murderer; He's iciest, in final moment.
(by Maurice Goddard)

Anna Nicole Smith's Life Gets the Opera Treatment

(People)

Photo: dno1967b
Photo: CREDITS

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Anna Nicole's life gets the opera treatment = Late angel-face poser is hot entertainment!!
(by Maurice Goddard)


Anna Nicole's life gets the opera treatment = Elegant tale of non-petite A.N. Smith's career
(by Aronas Pinchas)

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Anna Nicole's life gets the opera treatment = OMG! Let her feel peace, not ten instant arias!
(by Dharam Khalsa)

As Mideast seethes, three dead in Bahrain bloodshed

(Reuters)
Protests in Bahrain
Photo: Al Jazeera

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As Mideast seethes, three dead in Bahrain bloodshed = Oh! Bold Arab saints died here. State's shame indeed, eh?
(by Maurice Goddard)

U.K. reportedly to allow same-sex unions in church

(MSNBC)
Anglican church IMG_8870
Photo: OZinOH

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U.K. reportedly to allow same-sex unions in church = Sex unions in church...? Key: adulterers, lamp low, too!
(by Steve Allison)

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Adult Brain Activity Stirs Before Birth

(Wired)
my brains - let me show you them
Photo: Liz Henry

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Adult brain activity stirs before birth = In boys, it's a hard, but bitter, virile craft!
(by Maurice Goddard)

On the World's Largest Cruise Ship, the Sea Is an Afterthought

(The New York Times)
RCCL Allure of the Seas
Photo: Jemingway

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On the world's largest cruise ship, the sea is an afterthought = Hi! Earth's hugest, richest, ultra-poshest, floating sea-wonder!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Egypt: Hosni Mubarak used last 18 days in power to secure his fortune

(The Daily Telegraph)
Hosni Mubarak
Photo: robertxcadena

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Egypt: Hosni Mubarak used last eighteen days in power to secure his fortune = Brute's wealth ranks to sin! Pity the infamous greedy heinous rogue escaped.
(by Maurice Goddard)

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Semi-Naked Came the Congressman

(The New York Times)
Board Member, Congressman Lee, Sara
Photo: New York Council for the Humanities

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Republican Congressman Christopher Lee = Crumbs! Nipples-loosening character here!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Prince William's wedding arrangements show how old-fashioned the royal circle still is - and quite right, too

(The Daily Telegraph)
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Photo: CREDITS

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Prince William's wedding arrangements show how old-fashioned the royal circle still is - and quite right, too = Cool what's what drill, eh? Weird, quaint, chronic, silly traditions from the long gone Middle Ages, inspires awe!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Obama's strategy was to pressure Mubarak without intruding

(Los Angeles Times)
Obama-Mubarak
Photo: Muhammad

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The former Egyptian President Hosni S. Mubarak = Unhappy bitter man is asked to resign from here
(by Adie Pena)

For David Cameron the Big Society is very good politics

(The Daily Telegraph)
PM's speech on Big Society
Photo: The Prime Minister's Office

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For David Cameron the Big Society is very good politics = O! God! academic's deceptive vision of Tory British glory!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Egyptian Military Vows To Lift Emergency When Current Impasse Ends

(RTT News)
Post revolution Egypt.
Photo: Hilali

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Egyptian Military Vows To Lift Emergency When Current Impasse Ends = Me in fun, wry tweet: "Riveting - 'pyramid' scheme collapses - tyrant is gone"
(by Steve Allison)

Egyptians celebrate into the night: 'Freedom is ours'

Egyptians celebrate into the night: 'Freedom is ours'
Post revolution Egypt - Cpt.
Photo: Hilali

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Egyptian celebrations = Plenty seen at big Cairo!
(by Adie Pena)

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Semi-Naked Came the Congressman

(The New York Times)
Board Member, Congressman Lee, Sara
Photo: New York Council for the Humanities

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The Republican Congressman Christopher Lee = Hence, "Shirtless Man" report here can go public.
(by Adie Pena)

Friday, February 11, 2011

World Leaders React to Mubarak Resignation

(VOA News)
Hosni Mubarak
Photo: DonkeyHotey

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The resignation of Mubarak = A fighter, a broken man ... is OUT!
(by Adie Pena)

Nokia Joins Forces With Microsoft to Challenge Apple, Google; Shares Slump

(Bloomberg)
Cellphone generations
Photo: CREDITS

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Nokia Joins Forces With Microsoft to Challenge Apple, Google = Follow jocose kriegspiel (fight, altercation) among phone cos.
(by Aronas Pinchas)

Everything you know about beating stress is wrong

(MSNBC)
Self Portrait As A Stressed-Out Bride To Be
Photo: BrittneyBush

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Everything you know about beating stress is wrong = Hear witty vogue: Beating brings on stress, you know!
(by Steve Allison)

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Teenage girl collapses and dies after first kiss

(The Daily Telegraph)
Kiss No. 2
Photo: DavidMartynHunt

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Teenage girl collapses and dies after first kiss = Adolescent kiss is fatal. Sad feelings. Regret. RIP.
(by Maurice Goddard)

Christina Aguilera Flubs Lyrics to Super Bowl's National Anthem

(US Magazine)
christina aguilera
Photo: D.S.B

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The American singer Christina Aguilera = I err reciting US anthem. I change air, alas!
(by Tony Crafter)

Lindsay Lohan pleads not guilty to theft charge

(MSNBC)
Jailbird Lindsay Lohan
Photo: AZRainman

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Lindsay Lohan pleads not guilty to theft charge = Had fun photo day. Still acting. Honestly, get real!
(by Steve Allison)

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Seven-year-old boy buys fighter jet on eBay

(MSNBC)
Marc in harrier age 11
Photo: colinj83

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Seven-year-old boy buys fighter jet on eBay = Boy buys jet on eBay. Father leery - gives nod?
(by Steve Allison)

Will new McLaren live up to expectations?

(BBC)
De nieuwe McLaren gepresenteerd in Berlijn.
Photo: Johan Sterenberg

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Will new McLaren live up to expectations? = Competitive lap winner can exult so well!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Silvio Berlusconi's legal woes explained

(CNN)
Silvio Berlusconi est Le Mac
Photo: blogcpolitic

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Silvio Berlusconi's legal woes explained = Wee ill rogue, boils in explosive scandals!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Processed, Fatty Foods May Dumb Down Your Kids: Study

(BusinessWeek)
Everything that's wrong with America
Photo: msmail

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Processed, fatty foods may dumb down your kids: Study = My! Worst mucky roadside stuff dopes anybody to duds!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Christina Aguilera's 'Star-Spangled' flub: It's time to forgive

(Entertainment Weekly)
Christina Aguilera
Photo: CREDITS

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Christina Aguilera's 'Star-Spangled' flub: It's time to forgive = Bill's urge: Daft gal's Anthem version, it figures as patriotic?!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Your chance to pose with Prince William

(The Guardian)
Prince William & Harry
Photo: CREDITS

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Your chance to pose with Prince William = Wow! It is a cute HRH-licence, in Royal Pomp!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Monday, February 7, 2011

Who's the Boss, You or Your Gadget?

(NDTV)
Gadget Hell!
Photo: Major Clanger

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Who's the Boss, You or Your Gadget? = What gorgeous busy hero-toys DO!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Happy birthday! Reagan's cake weighs four hundred pounds

(The Daily Blitz)
Ronald Reagan
Illustration: DonkeyHotey

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Happy birthday! Reagan's cake weighs four hundred pounds = Ha! Darn unhappy disaster for puny dickhead George W. Bush!
(by Maurice Goddard)

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Happy birthday! Reagan's cake weighs four hundred pounds = He's dead, for god's sake! R.I.P. grub? Write 'Happy'?? And Nancy??? Uh-uh...
(by Steve Allison)

Super Bowl LXV: Christina Aguilera fluffs national anthem

(The Daily Telegraph)
Burlesque - Christina Aguilera
Photo: WorthingTheatres

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Christina Aguilera fluffs national anthem = A failure in USA NFL final match? O, that singer!
(by Aronas Pinchas)

Beer From Super Bowl States Heads up Obama's Party

(ABC News)
Super Bowl Fridge 2007
Photo: mrpbody33

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Beer From Super Bowl States Heads up Obama's Party = Famous tapped brews, bless a 'bottoms up!' array here!
(by Maurice Goddard)