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Sunday, June 27, 2010
'Psychic' octopus predicts Germany victory over England
(
BBC News
)
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'Psychic' octopus predicts Germany win over England = And gives tasty prophecies concerning my World Cup!
(by Adie Pena)
Moratorium Won't Reduce Drilling Risks
(
The New York Times
)
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Moratorium won't reduce drilling risks = Crude mudslingers! Work! Trim! Ration oil!
(by Richard Radford)
Obama Says Financial Regulation Bill to Help Boost Growth, Prevent Crises
(
Bloomberg
)
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Obama Says Financial Regulation Bill to Help Boost Growth, Prevent Crises = American Pres. conversation about wealth strategy (fool spilling his blob)
(by Aronas Pinchas)
Jesus did not die on cross, says scholar
(
The Daily Telegraph
)
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Jesus did not die on cross, says scholar = One joy is: Christ's crass old dad's no use!
(by Maurice Goddard)
Friday, June 25, 2010
Smarter Than You Think. Computers Learn to Listen, and Some Talk Back
(
The New York Times
)
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Computers Learn to Listen, and Some Talk Back = Oral battle? Loudspeaker comments can stink!
(by Maurice Goddard)
First Female Prime Minister of Australia Sworn In
(
The New York Times
)
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First Female Prime Minister of Australia Sworn In = Top fame is: Manlier trousers fit a slim fair winner!
(by Maurice Goddard)
Thursday, June 24, 2010
Immigrants Make More Jobs Than They Take
(
Newsweek
)
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Immigrants Make More Jobs Than They Take = The math is no joke, may be smart marketing!
Immigrants Make More Jobs Than They Take = That is no joke - the K-mart may gain members!
(by Dharam Khalsa)
Report: Iran to stop pair of U.N. nuclear watchdog inspectors
(
CNN
)
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Report: Iran to stop pair of U.N. nuclear watchdog inspectors = Corrupt, low Tehran for tragic crap - opposes United Nations
(by Aronas Pinchas)
Tennis: Longest-ever match finishes after 11 hours 5 minutes
(
Inquirer
)
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Longest-ever match finishes after eleven hours and five minutes = Isner v. Mahut: The foes survive a different challenge. Some tennis!
(by Adie Pena)
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Harrison Ford's Wedding Outfit? Wrangler Jeans
(
People
)
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Harrison Ford's Wedding Outfit? Wrangler Jeans = Hand-sewn just for Santa Fe rider or wild gringo
(by Dharam Khalsa)
Sharks Carrying Drug-Resistant "Bacterial Monsters"
(
National Geographic
)
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Sharks Carrying Drug-Resistant "Bacterial Monsters" = Organisms carry renal risks, but it's grand teeth SCAR!!
(by Dharam Khalsa)
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
BP to fund $20bn Gulf of Mexico oil spill payout
(
BBC News
)
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British Petroleum's twenty billion dollar payout = Oil spill problem to ruin Tony Hayward's elite butt!
(by Adie Pena)
Barack Obama calls for Gulf Coast Restoration Plan funded by BP
(
AL.com
)
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Gulf Coast Restoration Plan = Constant outrage for a spill?
(by Adie Pena)
Afghanistan: Britain is stuck with a war it can't afford and can't win
(
The Daily Telegraph
)
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Afghanistan: Britain is stuck with a war it can't afford and can't win = A fanatic Barack in Washington: "Act? It isn't 'if'! Run fast, and withdraw!"
(by Maurice Goddard)
Iranians dig in for the battle they know could take years
(
The Independent
)
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Iranians dig in for the battle they know could take years = Genuine trend is fiery, to kick, beat, and throw Ayatollahs!
(by Maurice Goddard)
Monday, June 14, 2010
Love and Devotion: The World Cup and the 'Religion' of Soccer
(
Huffington Post
)
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Love and Devotion: The World Cup and the 'Religion' of Soccer = Unloved nowhere, chronic Liverpool fans get addicted too!
(by Maurice Goddard)
Sunday, June 13, 2010
Oh Diane, you are Labour's Sarah Palin
(
The Times
)
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Oh Diane, you are Labour's Sarah Palin = A horrible nauseous lady. O! A piranha!
(by Maurice Goddard)
Queen marks official birthday at Trooping the Colour
(
The Times
)
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Queen marks official birthday at Trooping the Colour = A big old protocol affair! Isn't it queer, the UK monarchy?
(by Maurice Goddard)
Saturday, June 12, 2010
It's Apple vs. Google in the battle over the future of computing
(
Newsweek
)
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It's Apple vs. Google in the battle over the future of computing. = Come as flung! Love it! Gulp it! Get that top, best ever, iPhone four!
(by Maurice Goddard)
It's a grey old life without soothing nicotine
(
The Daily Telegraph
)
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It's a grey old life without soothing nicotine = "In tough destiny, of no cigarettes, I toil. I howl!"
(by Maurice Goddard)
Friday, June 11, 2010
Pope defends celibacy for priests at Vatican rally
(
The Guardian
)
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Pope defends celibacy for priests at Vatican rally = Poodle Benedict. A very pearly, stiff carnal spastic.
(by Maurice Goddard)
Thursday, June 10, 2010
Did FBI Botch Van Der Sloot Case?
(
Fox News
)
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Did FBI Botch Van Der Sloot Case? = In fact, discovered blood-baths!
(by Aronas Pinchas)
Dubya joins Facebook
(
The Times
)
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That's right, George W Bush has just joined Facebook = Scourge fits Bush, eh? O! Boot, gag, and hit the jerk's jaw!
(by Maurice Goddard)
Scientists use Calvin Klein cologne to lure jaguars
(
Yahoo! News
)
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Scientists use Calvin Klein cologne to lure jaguars = O no! Curious cats in jungle like scents, eat villagers
(by Don Griffith)
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Legacy for One Billionaire: Death, but No Taxes
(
The New York Times
)
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Legacy for One Billionaire: Death, but No Taxes = Bill Gates: "Fortune boon? Yeah! I can relax to die!"
(by Maurice Goddard)
Study: Short people have higher heart risk
(
CNN
)
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Study: Short people have higher heart risk = Top short tip: "Hark! Use very high heels, dear!"
(by Maurice Goddard)
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
KFC's Naked Sandwich Ups Ante on 'Food Porn'
(
AolNews
)
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KFC's Naked Sandwich Ups Ante on 'Food Porn' = Ad-fed franchise's known to pack on pounds!
(by Dharam Khalsa)
The plight of the pelican is the poignant symbol of this disaster
(
The Independent
)
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The plight of the pelican is the poignant symbol of this disaster = No! The helpless things can't fly, fish, or eat! I hit BP's top mega idiot!
(by Maurice Goddard)
Secondhand Smoke Linked to Mental Distress
(
US News & World Report
)
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Secondhand Smoke Linked to Mental Distress = "Done! I hate smokers' odd stink, smell, and scent!"
(by Maurice Goddard)
Full-body scanner debuts at Omaha airport
(
Yahoo! News
)
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Full-body scanner debuts at Omaha airport = Bashful air patrons boycotted nude alarm
(by Don Griffith)
Roman gladiator cemetery found in England
(
CNN
)
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Roman gladiator cemetery found in England = Note: "Daring men did falter on manly courage."
(by Maurice Goddard)
Helen Thomas says Jews should get out of Palestine
(
The San Francisco Chronicle
)
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Helen Thomas says Jews should get out of Palestine = Output's a genesis of shame. Jews stole the Holy Land!
(by Maurice Goddard)
BP's embattled Hayward 'let down' by chairman
(
The First Post
)
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The CEO of British Petroleum Tony Hayward = Unworthy; hefty oil spot bothered America
(by Aronas Pinchas)
Beachcomber stumbles upon historical shipwreck
(
CNN
)
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Beachcomber stumbles upon historical shipwreck = Claim: Storm bubbles hiccup weaker ship to NC shore
(by Dharam Khalsa)
Sunday, June 6, 2010
BP boss under fire for 'idiotic' remarks as slick reaches Florida beaches
(
The Independent
)
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The CEO of British Petroleum Tony Hayward = Hey, better worry. Placed a foot in his mouth.
(by Adie Pena)
Pope Benedict blames 'sin inside the church' for Vatican woes
(
Christian Science Monitor
)
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Pope Benedict blames 'sin inside the church' for Vatican woes = Oh! Bitten bad, capricious cad never shows penitence himself!
(by Maurice Goddard)
Exploring Music's Hold on the Mind
(
The New York Times
)
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Exploring Music's Hold on the Mind = Oh! Lord! Minds exult in Chopin gems
(by Maurice Goddard)
Rod Blagojevich's day in court arrives
(
Yahoo! News
)
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Rod Blagojevich's day in court arrives = Chicago baddy's on trial--revive jurors!
(by Don Griffith)
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
Richard Burton threatened to kill himself if Elizabeth Taylor left him
(
The Daily Telegraph
)
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Richard Burton threatened to kill himself if Elizabeth Taylor left him = Frail time, eh? The Last, Heartbroken Third Act: "Oh! But for Liz, I'll end my life!"
(by Maurice Goddard)
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
Women Smokers Targeted on 'World No Tobacco Day'
(
BusinessWeek
)
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Women Smokers Targeted on 'World No Tobacco Day' = Retort was: "Doom! Smoke, and get bloody cancer now!"
(by Maurice Goddard)
BP Tries Again to Divert Oil Leak With Dome
(
The New York Times
)
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BP Tries Again to Divert Oil Leak With Dome = A bad omen: topkill idiots regather, view it
(by Don Griffith)
Netanyahu cancels upcoming meeting with Obama
(
CNN
)
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Netanyahu cancels upcoming meeting with Obama = Oh, yet no change in PM image, but Uncle Sam can wait!
(by Aronas Pinchas)
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