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Sunday, March 21, 2010

Iceland volcano prompts evacuations

(Al Jazeera)
Lava flow in Hawaii

















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Iceland volcano prompts evacuations = Lava crops panic. Cold EU state movin' on
(by Aronas Pinchas)

Enter Emeril's Mother's Day Breakfast in Bed Contest!

(ABC News)
Woman having breakfast in bed

















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Enter Emeril's Mother's Day Breakfast in Bed Contest! = Best tinned farm milk + cheeses on toast + red berry tea!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Soham murderer Ian Huntley's throat is slashed in attack by fellow inmate

(Daily Mail)
Police tape with fingerprint and magnifying glass

















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Ian Huntley's throat is slashed by a fellow inmate = What all in Soham then say: ""Definitely a result! S.O.B.!"
(by David Bourke)

Irish victims disappointed by pope abuse letter

(Washington Post)
Pope Benedict XVI Addresses Letter To Irish Faithful

















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Irish victims disappointed by pope abuse letter = Benedict's a bit vapid reply to impious priests, eh
(by Aronas Pinchas)

Obese mothers-to-be pose problems

(Yahoo! News)
Scottish Government Annouce Plans To Deal With The Time Bomb Of Obesity

















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NHS maternity units are struggling to cope with the growing number of obese pregnant women. = Grunting orgasms now! One terrific plump twenty-nine stone mother-to-be, was bigger than huge!
(by Maurice Goddard)

British Airways cabin crew strike begins

(The Guardian)
BA Cabin Crew To Strike As Talks Collapse

















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The British Airways cabin crew have gone on strike. = Their hare-brain wish being to wreck vacations? Yes.
(by Tony Crafter)

British Airways Strike Begins

(The New York Times)
BA Cabin Crew To Strike As Talks Collapse

















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British Airways goes on strike = O, it's a big war in the sorry skies!
(by Adie Pena)

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Opposition 'Day of Anger' in Russia

(Yahoo! News)
Opposition supporters stage Day of anger rally in Moscow

















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Opposition 'Day of Anger' in Russia = Noisy agonies! Poor Putin's afraid?
(by Maurice Goddard)

Lady Gaga Is Sued

(The New York Times)
Lady GaGa performs live in concert at Glasgow's SECC as part of her Monster Ball Tour

















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Lady Gaga Is Sued = Gal's ad guy's idea?
(by Aronas Pinchas)

Friday, March 19, 2010

Jessica Simpson investigates standards of beauty

(NewsOK)
Jessica Simpson Supports The Price of Beauty

















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Jessica Simpson investigates standards of beauty = "Stage joy paid fast, as I'd ban Miss Universe contests!"
(by Maurice Goddard)